Puddles

Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD....

Sun, 12 May 2013 06:46:30 -0400

Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD. EAYEAYEYAYEAHEYAHEY EYAEAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAAAAAS. I FOOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. I FOUND IT. YEAH. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH. I FOUNDI IT FINALLY!!!!! YEAH!!!!! OH MY GOD. OH MY GOD I FINALLY FOUND IT. OH MY GODO. HOH MY GOD. I CAN’T BELIEVE IT. TAKE A LOOK AT HTIS EVERBODY. A LIVE SHINY PONYTA IN MY LEAF GREEN VERSION. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS. I FINALLY GOT IT. OH MY GOD my heart is beating 100 miles per hour. i was listening to my favorite band once again. Sum 41. No Reason. Live in Ontario 2005. after 25968 encounters I HAVE FINALLY GOT IT OH My god corre al gol, lo va a patear yyyy GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOoOoOoOoOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!! GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL GOL!!!!!……QUE GOLAZOOOOO!!!! *churns butter very quickly*

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner....

Sat, 11 May 2013 21:10:28 -0400

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and french fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging french fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have french fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

pozuu: I got bored okay ;-; //sobs// checks me outs i make...

Fri, 10 May 2013 16:36:40 -0400

pozuu:

I got bored okay ;-;

//sobs//

checks me outs i make such a sexy zelda

lolhellno: rhithm: lolhellno: a-glass: lolhellno: nintendo more like BURSTS OUT CRYING WHY AM...

Mon, 06 May 2013 05:31:18 -0400

lolhellno:

rhithm:

lolhellno:

a-glass:

lolhellno:

nintendo more like *BURSTS OUT CRYING* WHY AM I SO ALONE

let it go freddy.

WHO THE HELL IS FREDDY

WHO IS THAT BOY

let it go freddy.

wmill: hey this may sound crazy but do you wanna fuck

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:29:47 -0400

wmill:

hey this may sound crazy but do you wanna fuck

thequeenstons: hey this may sound crazy but wanna make out with me

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 04:40:31 -0400

thequeenstons:

hey this may sound crazy but wanna make out with me

bmo-thirteen: reblog if you remember the 2000s. only TRUE 2000s kids remember what happened a week...

Sun, 28 Apr 2013 04:39:05 -0400

bmo-thirteen:

reblog if you remember the 2000s. only TRUE 2000s kids remember what happened a week ago

hey anyone heard of this justin beiber singer? hes so cute i lovehim baby baby baby ohhhh

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 18:02:40 -0400

hey anyone heard of this justin beiber singer? hes so cute i lovehim baby baby baby ohhhh

Oh :U When did you become such a jerk??

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 20:57:52 -0400

((This isn’t actually Puddles. This is some of her friends pretending to be her.

Some of the earlier posts were actual quotes from her though. We’ve been improvising since.))

Are you really Puddles?

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 20:39:46 -0400

yea man totes

does your girlfriend know she’s dating a lesbian

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 17:11:33 -0400

does your girlfriend know she’s dating a lesbian

goatmod: what am i supposed to do now me

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 02:57:34 -0400

goatmod:

what am i supposed to do now

gaydevoir: later haters swaggie

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 02:49:30 -0400

gaydevoir:

later haters

swaggie

The fact that you exist makes me sick to my fucking stomach.

Tue, 23 Apr 2013 20:52:16 -0400

u wanna fuckin fite m8

SEND TLPS TOO LITTLE PURPLEFRDIGES

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:06:48 -0400

SEND TLPS TOO LITTLE PURPLEFRDIGES

shit 2 deep banana in the fridge makes noise

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 18:04:28 -0400

shit 2 deep banana in the fridge makes noise

purple? purple durple? purple nurple banurple banana it fits it ships

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 03:10:40 -0400

purple? purple durple? purple nurple

banurple banana

it fits it ships

chicka chicka fresh chicka chicka chicka chou

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 03:05:49 -0400

chicka chicka fresh chicka chicka chicka chou

itty bitty baby. itty bitty boat

Sun, 31 Mar 2013 22:16:36 -0400

itty bitty baby. itty bitty boat

vg, british is perfect for you. you should grab him while you still can

Mon, 11 Mar 2013 15:23:37 -0400

vg, british is perfect for you. you should grab him while you still can

Puddles

Ohhh my god. Ohhh ,y god. Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh THERE IT IS THERE IT IS. THERE IT IS. OH MY GOD....

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner....

pozuu: I got bored okay ;-; //sobs// checks me outs i make...

lolhellno: rhithm: lolhellno: a-glass: lolhellno: nintendo more like *BURSTS OUT CRYING* WHY AM...

wmill: hey this may sound crazy but do you wanna fuck

thequeenstons: hey this may sound crazy but wanna make out with me

bmo-thirteen: reblog if you remember the 2000s. only TRUE 2000s kids remember what happened a week...

hey anyone heard of this justin beiber singer? hes so cute i lovehim baby baby baby ohhhh

Oh :U When did you become such a jerk??

Are you really Puddles?

does your girlfriend know she’s dating a lesbian

goatmod: what am i supposed to do now me

gaydevoir: later haters swaggie

The fact that you exist makes me sick to my fucking stomach.

SEND TLPS TOO LITTLE PURPLEFRDIGES

shit 2 deep banana in the fridge makes noise

purple? purple durple? purple nurple banurple banana it fits it ships

chicka chicka fresh chicka chicka chicka chou

itty bitty baby. itty bitty boat

vg, british is perfect for you. you should grab him while you still can

lolhellno: rhithm: lolhellno: a-glass: lolhellno: nintendo more like BURSTS OUT CRYING WHY AM...